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Help Wanted - Wednesday, May 3, 2006
During my daily perusal of the Help Wanted section of my school newspaper, one particular listing caught my eye:

SOCIAL COMPANIONS. Get paid to date. Accompany celebs, VIPs to dinner, theatre, events, etc. $200/hr. Strictly platonic.

Unbelievable, I thought to myself. Getting wined, dined, and shown a good time by celebrities.. and getting paid $200 an hour for it! You'd probably have to be in the top 1% of good looking people to be considered for this job, though. Which means that I'd probably qualify.